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Parkie headband

I swear to CHRIST you better look at  that camera and smile or I will squeeze the very life from you!       

Parkie headband 2

Hmmmmmm…I finally have some hair and they insist in sticking this totally stupid-looking bow thing on my head.  What trouble can I get into to punish them?

Parks tutu

If I close my eyes and wish hard enough I will devise the perfect plan to aggravate and terrify my Mommy while also inflicting some kind of pain on my brother. Mwah hah hah…
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Jax red sweater

No photos please, I refuse to sign a release…give me that camera you damn paparazzo!

Jax Smile

I could eat fresh strawberries and bask in the sunlight streaming in through the window all day long, until, that is, my sister sneaks up behind me and bashes me in the head with some heavy object, scratches me with her freakishly long nails, runs over my feet with her push cart or ALL of the above! 

Exasperated

(All Mommas out there, HOLLAH.  Have you, like, been here a million times or what??)

OHJESUSCHRIST just forget the goddamn photo and get me a glass of Sangria already!

Comments

  1. Ha. The pictures are cracking me up. Loves it.

  2. Hahaha. I. Have. So. Been. There.
    Repeatedly.
    And the sister bashing the brother on the head with something (anything will do!) is our life. It’s! Our! Life!
    I’m so glad you’re back. Your kids are adorable!

  3. you’re back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so excited!!!!!!!!!!

  4. The kids are adorable, of course, but YOU look FABULOUS! So glad to have you back.

  5. you look great. and of course the kiddos are cute too!
    GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK!!!!!!!
    xx

  6. I’m glad you’re back. Not to be a bitch, but if you’re going to be here, you might as well be a better twitterer too. I’m just sayin’…

  7. Oh those are great. So, she takes after you? : )
    xoxo

  8. OMG, OMG!!!! these are PRICELESS…and so true, I can never get EITHER of them to sit together and then with me. I swear they look and act like only children. HA.
    BTW, you look FRIGGIN AMAZING, it’s not fair I tell you.
    Hugs, <3
    Kir

  9. Oh My Dear Watson! I’m so glad to see you’re back on. I so missed your hilarious posts.
    Hair looks great!
    Kids are TOO cute!
    Marshall and Roslind are 18 MONTHS!!!!! Where in the heck did the time go?!?!?!?

  10. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! you’re back!!!
    so fun to see the kiddies after ALL this time, i always thought parker looked so much like piper in babyhood…but not any more! piper would be jealous of the fancy hair accessories actually, she’s still working on growing a few hairs.
    give us all your au pair wisdom, i’m on the prowl for a nanny to start when #2 arrives this fall.

  11. They are just fantastic!
    But, you already knew that, I am sure.

  12. (forgot to say: what the heck, TWO au pairs? One for each kid? Wow.)
    Anyway, that Parker is adorable – and I’m so impressed that you can read her mind! And Mr. Brother – laid back, like my boy twin. Mine are 8 now, and all of the little personality tendencies continue except they’re associated with larger people! How are you doing? It’s obvious you’re still having a lot of fun with this. Great to have you back!

  13. Love the pics, your little ones have gotten soooo big!!
    Can we have some words now??

  14. All I can think of to write is, “Loving youuuuu is easy ‘cus you’re beautiful . . . doo doo doo, dooo.” So nice to see you back!

  15. Blogging since July and then buggering off after FANTASTIC photos and sweet Jesus you’re back doesn’t count, my love.
    Come back. Pronto. We need more people to make fun of things like “baby dust” around here.

  16. Hello? Almost 3 months since your last post! I thought you were back? At least put up some pictures so we know you are all still thriving. Don’t make me head west, young lady. 😉

  17. I had almost given up…and voila! You’re back…hallelujah and pass the margaritas!
    Damn, those kids are CUTE!

  18. We miss you in the blogosphere…

  19. Good to see you back, and good to see the kids are cuter than ever!

  20. Very cute babies.Good to see these pictures.Thanks for sharing.

  21. Really he will speak soon..
    Thank you for the post..

  22. Just wanted to drop by and let you know that you are missed. I hope you are all doing well.
    Love ya.
    Heather

  23. Great blog! I’ve read a few posts here today, and wanted to leave at least one comment. I’ll be back!

  24. First post poster, but long time reader….just a quickie thank you note for the work on your blog….I like reading it very much!

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